my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
"Everybody wants to be a master! Everybody wants to show their skills. Everybody wants to get their faster, make their way to the top of the hill.
Each time you try, gonna get just a little bit better!
Each step you climb is one more step up the ladder!
It’s a whole new world we live in! It’s a whole new way to see!
It’s a whole new place with a brand new attitude, but you still gotta catch ‘em all, and be the best that you can be!”
No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t tell if that blog is parody or serious.
I can’t tell if you’re alive or dead…………………. *Rips your entire epidermis off of you and strangles you with it* Oh………guess your’e dead